Blog Archive

12/25/2007 - Life Imitates Art
12/23/2007 - My Very First LOLcat
10/2/2007 - iHop: 2004-2007
8/20/2007 - Want To Be My Hero?
6/22/2007 - Promoting Your Band 101
5/17/2007 - Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
3/31/2007 - Deal Breaker
3/27/2007 - Motherfucking American Idol
3/5/2007 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
2/19/2007 - Station ID: President's Day
2/13/2007 - Station ID: Valentine's Day
12/22/2006 - Station ID: Holiday Edition
11/24/2006 - Baked Bean Stuffed Turkey
11/22/2006 - Tho'se Pe'sky Apo'strope's
11/21/2006 - Station ID: Thanksgiving
11/7/2006 - Yeah, And...?
11/1/2006 - But Aquaman, You Cannot Marry A Woman Without Gills
9/12/2006 - Finally!
8/29/2006 - Honk Honk Home Run
8/9/2006 - The Entry on Kashyyyk is Fantastic
8/7/2006 - Poor Li'l iPod Part 2
7/24/2006 - 95 Theses of Geek Activism
7/12/2006 - My Favorite Scene From Corvette Summer
7/7/2006 - Multimedia Fu...Hey, That's My Car!
7/6/2006 - Each Screaming Girl Just Hoped That A Yeti Wouldn't Shoot Her
6/23/2006 - Poor Li'l iPod
6/8/2006 - Free at Last, Free at Last
5/16/2006 - Renewed
5/9/2006 - A Letter
4/26/2006 - Finster! Don't Touch The Dirty Money!
4/19/2006 - Windows Annoyance #3263827
3/1/2006 - Paging Alanis Morissette
2/28/2006 - Yahoo! Mountain Dew!
2/27/2006 - Something For Your Cubicle
2/23/2006 - Another New Blog Meme
2/22/2006 - What's Your Wrestler Entrance Theme?
2/21/2006 - Home of the Fighting Weenies
12/20/2005 - A Stupid Star Wars Musing
11/17/2005 - I Quit Smoking!
11/13/2005 - The Sky Is Falling
11/11/2005 - Buster, You're Killing Me
10/11/2005 - I'm Gay
9/30/2005 - Serenity: A Review
9/27/2005 - Don Adams Memorial Haiku
9/6/2005 - Bob Denver Memorial Haiku
7/20/2005 - James Doohan Memorial Haiku
6/23/2005 - Nobody Puts Jeter In A Corner
6/21/2005 - Damn You, Saddam!
5/24/2005 - Thurl Ravenscroft Memorial Haiku
5/16/2005 - Worst. Finale. Ever.
3/21/2005 - To My Upstairs Neighbors
3/16/2005 - I'll Be Back...At Quarter To Seven
3/15/2005 - I So Totally Want This
12/13/2004 - Spring Into Oblivion!
12/7/2004 - Doh!
11/8/2004 - What You Miss When You Go To Bed Early
11/3/2004 - Four More Years
10/28/2004 - I Am Made of Poison
10/27/2004 - Claustrophobia, Yeah!
10/6/2004 - The Last Grandfather
9/21/2004 - A Generation Defined
8/14/2004 - Because I'm A Big Nerd
8/3/2004 - Tonight's Movie Will Be My Darling Clementine
7/31/2004 - So Long, Don, And Thanks For All The Fish
7/20/2004 - Survey Says...!
7/14/2004 - Thanks For Fucking Up Rush Hour, George
7/9/2004 - Reading List?
7/7/2004 - What Is Going On?
6/15/2004 - Too Tough to Die
6/14/2004 - Oh, I've Wasted My Life
6/12/2004 - Obligatory Blog Quiz Thing
6/10/2004 - Silver Lining
6/6/2004 - Sweet Zombie Jesus! Ninety-Fucking-Three?!
5/26/2004 - Star Trek: Enterpise Season Finale
5/10/2004 - Flush, You Pigs!
4/19/2004 - Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover
4/13/2004 - So I am The Bigger Geek
4/7/2004 - Artistic License Revoked
4/1/2004 - Only Mostly Dead
3/24/2004 - Forget It, He's On A Roll
3/16/2004 - I'm First, I'm Last, I'm Slow, I'm Fast
3/15/2004 - From The Director of Home Alone 5....
3/11/2004 - Death Rides A Pale Cow
2/8/2004 - The Butterfly Effect
1/31/2004 - Browser Blinders
1/26/2004 - Never Fear -- Smith Is Here
12/4/2003 - They Say His Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day
10/13/2003 - Take That, Dead White Males
9/30/2003 - King Me
9/17/2003 - Just Shut Up And Read The Copy
9/11/2003 - As If It Were Yesterday
9/9/2003 - Enjoy Every Sandwich
8/31/2003 - Putting The Hell In Hellblazer
8/25/2003 - Don't Hurt The Squirrel
8/19/2003 - Freak of Nature
7/28/2003 - Warning! Danger!
7/25/2003 - The Bass Player (A 100 Word Story)
7/14/2003 - Lara Croft: Smeg Raider
7/13/2003 - Dang Kids
7/8/2003 - They Always Go In Threes
7/5/2003 - Just Call Me A Tory
6/27/2003 - More Amazon Recommendations Wackiness
6/22/2003 - Silly Baby Name o' the Day
6/17/2003 - That Cat Is One Bad Father
5/29/2003 - Alyson Hannigan Non-Memorial Haiku
5/18/2003 - And Now A Word From Our Sponsors
5/15/2003 - Spring Cleaning
5/14/2003 - Texas Haiku
4/24/2003 - Geeks Redux
4/23/2003 - Go Speed Racer
4/22/2003 - So Many DVDs, So Little Time
4/21/2003 - "Oh, I Don't Watch TV," Said Snooty McPretentious
4/17/2003 - Because Stone Cold Said So
4/16/2003 - If You Can Read This, I've Moved
3/27/2003 - I Thought Only The Soviets Expunged Their Records
3/25/2003 - It's Been A Month -- Guess I'd Better Write Something
2/23/2003 - Too Much Too Much Joy
2/17/2003 - Put The Meaty In The Loafer
2/14/2003 - Play With Your Food
1/29/2003 - Ode To A Laptop
1/22/2003 - Say Rotwang, What's The Sound of One Hand Clapping?
1/21/2003 - Warning! Geeky Suff Ahead!
1/5/2003 - Another Magical Movie Memory
12/19/2002 - A Review of Star Trek: Nemesis (AKA Wrath of Khan: The Next Generation)
12/16/2002 - Look at the Time
12/8/2002 - We're Missing The Scintillating Dialog!
12/6/2002 - If I Were Asleep, I'd Be Outraged
11/11/2002 - Old Grey Mare, She Ain't What She Used To Be
11/6/2002 - Jonathan Harris Memorial Haiku
10/19/2002 - Fuck Sweetest Day
10/18/2002 - Bullshit, I Say
10/10/2002 - The Password Annoy-A-Tron 2000®
10/6/2002 - Happy Squirrel Awareness Week!
9/29/2002 - If I Had A Garage, I'd Be Cleaning It Out
9/25/2002 - Outwit Nazi Foes In 1/6th Scale
9/22/2002 - I'm Not Coming Out!
9/14/2002 - Wait...What Are You Selling?
8/18/2002 - He Wasn't Even Supposed To Be There Today
8/11/2002 - But Where Was Mrs. Livingston?
7/28/2002 - Lesson Learned
7/25/2002 - Reading Sucks Ass
7/23/2002 - Shark On A Bicycle
7/17/2002 - Just Gouge Your Eyes Out Now
7/10/2002 - Monkey Dicks
6/8/2002 - Adios Dee Dee
6/7/2002 - Get Me Some Paper
6/1/2002 - Hey, What Happened To Fraggle Rock?
5/31/2002 - That's It?!
5/28/2002 - Attack of the Clones: 97% Jar Jar Free
5/12/2002 - Hi-HO! Hi-HO!
5/11/2002 - New Digs
5/6/2002 - Let's Have A Kirsten Dunst Weekend!
5/1/2002 - Do Me A Favor, Will You?
4/10/2002 - Kein Tanzen
4/2/2002 - That's One Saved Bitch
4/2/2002 - The Curse of the Planet of the Apes
3/30/2002 - Poor L'il Abandoned Blog
1/31/2002 - Hollywood Banter
1/13/2002 - I Guess They're Not Very Bizarre
1/6/2002 - 2001: The Year That Sucked
1/5/2002 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay: Epilog
1/4/2002 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 19: Tuesday, January 4, 2000
1/3/2002 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 18: Monday, January 3, 2000
1/2/2002 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 17: Sunday, January 2, 2000
1/1/2002 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 16: Saturday, January 1, 2000
12/31/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 15: Friday, December 31, 1999
12/30/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 14: Thursday, December 30, 1999
12/29/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 13: Wednesday, December 29, 1999
12/28/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 12: Tuesday, December 28, 1999
12/27/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 11: Monday, December 27, 1999
12/26/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 10: Sunday, December 26, 1999
12/25/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 9: Saturday, December 25, 1999
12/24/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 8: Friday, December 24, 1999
12/23/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 7: Thursday, December 23, 1999
12/22/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 6: Wednesday, December 22, 1999
12/21/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 5: Tuesday, December 21, 1999
12/20/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 4: Monday, December 20, 1999
12/19/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 3: Sunday, December 19, 1999
12/18/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 2: Saturday, December 18, 1999
12/17/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 1: Friday, December 17, 1999
12/16/2001 - I Went To Europe And It Was Okay, Part 0: An Introduction
11/22/2001 - A Turkey Day Message From Crow T. Robot
11/21/2001 - Where Are The Cresent Rolls?
11/15/2001 - What's On My Whiteboard
11/14/2001 - Giving Geeks A Bad Name
11/12/2001 - From Hell: My Latest Visit To A Marcus Theater
10/31/2001 - There's A Bug On Your Shoulder
10/17/2001 - Holy Six Sigma, Batman!
10/16/2001 - You Think The Average Stormtrooper Knows How To Install A Railing?
9/27/2001 - Hugging Up 76,000 Percent
9/26/2001 - Gnee! Gnee!
9/25/2001 - I'm Cooking With 7-UP!
9/16/2001 - My Meager Way of Helping
9/12/2001 - Humanity: Scourge Of The Planet
9/11/2001 - Another Day That Will Live In Infamy, Unfortunately
9/8/2001 - And Now Let's Give A Big Hand To...The Farcus Affair!
9/6/2001 - Mail Pattern Boldness
9/5/2001 - Well, Duh
9/3/2001 - A Review of the Second Half of Planet of the Apes
8/30/2001 - You'll Receive Your Order In Seven To Ten Days
8/29/2001 - Now Both Of Them Are Dead
8/28/2001 - Sample My Fist, Frodo!
8/25/2001 - Another Movie, Another Problem
8/22/2001 - Small World
8/17/2001 - Shameless Self Promotion
8/9/2001 - Next You'll Tell Me They Have Souls
8/8/2001 - No, They're Not Kidding
8/7/2001 - You Have Got To Kidding Me
8/6/2001 - A Review of the First Half of Planet of the Apes
7/31/2001 - Mark Can Cook
7/27/2001 - No Safety For Me
7/25/2001 - Watch Me Trick Fred Out Of His Fruity Pebbles
7/24/2001 - As Usual, This Issue Is Two-Ply
7/23/2001 - Thoonk
7/22/2001 - Three Mini-Reviews
7/21/2001 - Look, It's Walt Flanagan!
7/20/2001 - If I Had A Million Dollars
7/18/2001 - Groovy!
7/17/2001 - Just Filler
7/16/2001 - Hit Me On The Head With A Coconut
7/15/2001 - Let's Get Personal
7/14/2001 - Filmstrips
7/13/2001 - Score - A Direct Hit
7/12/2001 - Things That Make Me An Angry Vengeful God
7/11/2001 - Move Along
7/10/2001 - Who Wants To Live Forever?
7/9/2001 - Whatever Happened To The Fonz?
7/8/2001 - On Geekiness
7/6/2001 - Calliope Is That Damn Good
7/5/2001 - Workshed
7/3/2001 - Maybe If I Were Deaf
7/2/2001 - Moulin Rouge: A Review
7/1/2001 - Take THAT!
6/30/2001 - Damn, Missed Another Day
6/28/2001 - Bathroom Antics
6/26/2001 - Blood
6/25/2001 - Send More Cops
6/24/2001 - Bo Shuda
6/23/2001 - Hefty Smurf
6/22/2001 - Two Memorial Haikus
6/21/2001 - Move Over Pianosaurus
6/20/2001 - Music To Masturbate To
6/19/2001 - Stupid and Stupider
6/18/2001 - The Answering Machine (A 100 word story)
6/17/2001 - My Evil Clone and How to Defeat Him
6/13/2001 - Doing My Part
6/8/2001 - What's Happening, Hot Stuff?
6/6/2001 - Sick Day
6/5/2001 - What The Hell Is This?