Hurt Squirrels
Bathroom Antics
6/28/2001 11:13 PM
One day in second grade, I had to go to the bathroom. Some other kid in my class was there as well, taking care of business in the stall. I finished first and turned off the lights as I walked out. He yelled something, but I just went back to class.

A few minutes later, he came back to class, obviously distressed. After ratting on me, the teacher took disiplinary measures. She dragged me down the hall, put me in the bathroom, and turned out the lights. "There," she said. "Now you know how it feels."

Yeah, whatever. A dark bathroom. Wow. Whoever that kid was, he's an amazing wimp.

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