I'm First, I'm Last, I'm Slow, I'm FastI blatantly nabbed this by the always-ginchy Sheila O'Malley. The response are my own.
3/16/2004 5:06 PM
3/16/2004 5:06 PM
FIRST JOB: Scoopin' and cookin' at a frozen custard place.
FIRST SCREEN NAME: headroom
FIRST SELF PURCHASED CD: Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"
FIRST PIERCING/TATTOO: My soft supple flesh is untainted.
FIRST TRUE LOVE: Star Wars
FIRST ENEMY: Dr. Demento
LAST BIG CAR RIDE: All the way from Milwaukee to Chicago.
LAST KISS: From Patty
LAST LIBRARY BOOK CHECKED OUT: I just buy books.
LAST MOVIE SEEN: The Triplets of Belleville
LAST BEVERAGE DRANK: Mountain Dew
LAST FOOD CONSUMED: Chicken burrito from Qdoba
LAST PHONE CALL: With my boss Dave
LAST CD PLAYED: The Cramps "Bad Music for Bad People"
LAST ANNOYANCE: CNN
LAST POP DRANK: How the hell should I know what my dad drank?
LAST ICE CREAM EATEN: Death by Chocolate
LAST TIME SCOLDED: Yesterday by some asshat who thinks one of my web sites is spamming him.
LAST SHIRT WORN: "I Am Made of Poison" shirt
I AM: tired
I WANT: some cookies
I HAVE: no cookies
I WISH: I had some cookies
I HATE: not having cookies
I FEAR: death. Whatever time I get won't be enough.
I HEAR: a high-pitched squeal
I SEARCH: with Google
I WONDER: I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder.
I REGRET: nothing
I LOVE: Lucy
I ALWAYS: obey the law of gravity
I AM NOT: a number. I am a free man.
I DANCE: wait, no I don't
I SING: whenever I sing whenever I sing....
I CRY: at the end of Cinema Paradiso. Every. Single. Time.
YES or NO:
YOU KEEP A DIARY: What the hell do you call this?
YOU LIKE TO COOK: Yes. Call me Iron Chef Velveeta
YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: Yes
HAVE A CRUSH: Yes, orange.
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
GET MOTION SICKNESS: Only during The Blair Witch Project.
THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: Blue
DAY: Arbor Day
SONG(S): "That's A Lie" by Too Much Joy (for now)
DRINK: Whiskey sour
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: Make out.
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Chocolate milk
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: Dark
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Chocolate
IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...
HELPED SOMEONE? Yes.
BOUGHT SOMETHING? Yes, the previously mentioned burrito.
GOTTEN SICK? No
GONE TO THE MOVIES? Hell baby, I RUN the movies!
SAID 'i love you'?: Yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: You mean, like, on paper? What freak does that?
TALKED TO AN EX?: No
MISSED AN EX?: Hell no.
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: Again...what the hell do you call this?
HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: No
MISSED SOMEONE? Yes
HUGGED SOMEONE? No
MADE A GIRL MOAN? The day's not over yet....