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Prudential Life Insurance: “Smart phone app? What the hell is that?” #getoffmylawn
@marklippert

Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms
John Hodgman

La Vie En Rose - Single Version
Louis Armstrong

Downhill

Now my minions, form GigantoBaby!
Space Sargent Snookie

I've finally made a 15-year-old dream come true: I'm surfing the Internet while pooping. Thank God almighty!