Separated at Birth
Your Age in Fortnights
Motherfucker, you’re like 25, you should know that you can deposit checks using your phone or an ATM. I can’t do th… https://t.co/aH8436Cz3Q
The War for Late Night: When Leno Went Early and Television Went Crazy
She Brings The Rain (from Bottom - Ein grosser Graublauer)
Last Movie Seen
Spider-Man: Far from Home
Jesus died for your sins, so it'd be a waste of his sacrifice if you didn't commit any.
Doing My Part
6/13/2001 10:48 PM
For today's Ozone Action Day, I burned a tire and used a whole can of hairspray while the lawnmower idled unattended out on the front lawn.
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