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The Worst We Can Find
Dale Sherman

Gigi

"Thirty-seven! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!"
"In a row?"
Clerks

In the Bizarro World, all the Bizarros say "hello" by saying "goodbye" and vice versa. I wonder what the Bizarro Hawaiians do.