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Prudential Life Insurance: “Smart phone app? What the hell is that?” #getoffmylawn
@marklippert

Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms
John Hodgman

La Vie En Rose - Single Version
Louis Armstrong

Downhill

You're just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little...except, y'know, not green...and without all the patches of fungus.
Swamp Thing