Hurt Squirrels
Freak of Nature
8/19/2003 4:25 PM
The other day I was watching the news, after about a day of temperatures in the mid-to-high 60s. I sat in disbelief as the weatherdork spouted, "Thank goodness, we're back in the 80s!"

Who ARE you people? In my opinion, anything over 75° is ghastly. To me, the low-to-mid 60s is perfect. I just don't GET people who like it hot. The only time you should say "Thank goodness, we're back in the 80s" is if it's been 105°. Either that or after you've time-traveled to the 1970s.

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