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The War for Late Night: When Leno Went Early and Television Went Crazy
Bill Carter

She Brings The Rain (from Bottom - Ein grosser Graublauer)
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Spider-Man: Far from Home

If you are still using Netscape 4, please stop, for the love of Pete, and for the sanity of web designers everywhere.
Timothy Luoma

My girlfriend's kid sister Annie is the only one I know who enjoys baked beans as much as I do. While we were waiting for dinner to finish, I suggested a turkey stuffed with baked beans instead of the usual...whatever the hell that stuff is.

Me: Turkey that tastes like baked beans!
Annie: Baked beans that tastes like turkey!
Me: Damn, that sounds good....
Annie: I want some right now.
Me: Totally.
Annie: With Boston Market mac and cheese. That's like a third dessert.

Since we both kind of hate Christmas, we might just hang out at my house with a baked bean stuffed turkey and third dessert and spend the day watching cartoons while everyone else does their usual crapola. God bless us everyone.