"Oh, this is heaven," said my wife as I sat thinking how much body runoff was in the mud with me. Just imagine, I thought, the hundreds of people who have parboiled their nakedness in the very mud in which I now stew. Just what percentage of this mud is actually dander, sloughed-off skin, and sebaceous discharge? Do you think they change this stuff, ever? And why should they -- it's mud. If it gets dirtier, great! Mike Nelson
Move Along 7/11/2001 9:41 PM
Sure wish I had that Jedi mind trick thing. That would be great for getting out of speeding tickets.