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Prudential Life Insurance: “Smart phone app? What the hell is that?” #getoffmylawn
@marklippert

Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms
John Hodgman

La Vie En Rose - Single Version
Louis Armstrong

Downhill

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then. I contradict myself,
(I am large. I contain multitudes.)
Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"

I just got my hair cut by a guy who looks exactly like Dante from Clerks.