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The Worst We Can Find
Dale Sherman

Gigi

When you're starring
In gay porn
Please make sure
Your chest is shorn
Burma-Shave
Robert "Big Rob" Fontenot, Jr.

I just got my hair cut by a guy who looks exactly like Dante from Clerks.