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Prudential Life Insurance: “Smart phone app? What the hell is that?” #getoffmylawn
@marklippert

Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms
John Hodgman

La Vie En Rose - Single Version
Louis Armstrong

Downhill

When you're starring
In gay porn
Please make sure
Your chest is shorn
Burma-Shave
Robert "Big Rob" Fontenot, Jr.

Yesterday I described the plot of Swing Kids as "Footloose in Nazi Germany." Prove me wrong.