Hurt Squirrels
Stupid and Stupider
6/19/2001 8:03 AM
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Two parents have sued Sony Pictures, claiming the studio falsely marketed its comedy ``The Animal' to youths.

James and Ana Morris claim Sony failed to warn moviegoers adequately of scenes involving human and animal sexual acts that are inappropriate for children to see.

The couple filed the lawsuit Thursday in Palm Beach County Circuit Court. It seeks $15,000 to $75,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.

The parents said they took their twin 13-year-old sons and 10-year-old daughter to see the movie on June 3.
Apparently these people didn't see the 5,000 commercials for this movie that I saw. What the fuck were they expecting? It's a Rob Schneider movie. Duh.

It's times like this that I was I were the judge in this case. I'm no fan of these stupid movies and their impending death can't come fast enough for me, but I would throw this lawsuit out like Sissy Spacek in "Coal Miner's Daughter." AND I would fine these parents for being such stupid gits and wasting the time of our already clogged legal system.

I'm not crazy about coming to the defense of Schneider, but these people piss me off even more than a lame-ass movie. Do they really need a huge flashing neon sign that says "WARNING! STUPID AND PROBABLY OFFENSIVE MOVIE AHEAD!" to tip them off? Perhaps if we added some bells and sirens....

Shame on you James and Ana Morris

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