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The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York
Robert A. Caro

Five Easy Pieces

"Tacos are NOT worth ruining the mission!"
"Maybe you're right...maybe I'll get a giant burrito too!"
Zim & GIR, "Invader Zim"

Over the weekend I saw a preview for Dana Carey's latest opus The Master of Disguise. It looks stultifyingly unfunny. It's the type of unfunny that bursts into the room, grabs you, shakes you around, knees you in the groin, gives you a boot to the head and spits on you. I cannot begin to express its unfunniness.

What kind of world is it where Phil Hartman gets a bullet in his head and Dana Carvey continues to churn out crap like this? Proof positive that there is a God and he's a sick, twisted old fruit.