Hurt Squirrels
My Evil Clone and How to Defeat Him
6/17/2001 3:12 AM
When I was six, I went flying over the handlebars of my bike, causing much blood to flow. However, as tough as young kids are known to be, I was soon cycling around the neighborhood again.

Nowadays, all that is left to remind me of that little tumble is a small scar on the left side of my lower lip. That got me thinking; if I were ever cloned, that scar would not be part of the original DNA. So, if something went horribly wrong and the other me went on a rampage, you could tell us apart just by examining the lower lip.

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