Worst. Finale. Ever.
5/16/2005 1:59 PM
Rick Berman and Brannon Braga: I hate you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.5/16/2005 1:59 PM
The last episode of Star Trek: Enterprise aired last Friday night, but this is the first chance I've had to write something even remotely coherent. That's how much I hated it. It was that bad. I was actually seething. Honest to God seething. I've never seethed before. Up until now, all I've been able to say about it is, "You stupid fucking fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck FUCK!"
Those fucking hacks called it a "Valentine to the fans." I call it "two straight-up birds to the fans." Words do not exist in the English language to express how much I hate those fucking fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck FUCK!
Paramount: should you ever decide to revive Star Trek, DO NOT allow those goddamn assclowns to be on the same bloody hemisphere with it. I'm sure Trekkies worldwide would be most happy to raise funds for quality hit men to take care of this little problem.
Seriously.