Hurt Squirrels
Well, Duh
9/5/2001 10:40 PM
Today I pulled into Jiffy Lube for...well, you JUST KNOW what for. Everyone should know what for. However, I was greeted by the Friendly and Helpful Lubrication Technician with, "Are you here for an oil change?"

No, a haircut. Get on the stick, Goober.

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