Hurt Squirrels
A Stupid Star Wars Musing
12/20/2005 10:23 AM
Was Bail Organa a king? I don't recall that ever being mentioned in any of the movies. That leads me to believe that the only reason Leia was a princess was because she was Queen Amidala's daughter. If that's the case, that's an even worse hiding job than with Luke.

"Why must we call your daughter a princess?"
"Because she's really the daughter of, um...."

And Luke...oy! "We'll hide him by having him keep the Skywalker name and grow up on the farm where Shmi lived! Brilliant!" No wonder the Jedi were killed off. Idiots. Why not just go all out and call him Prince Luke?

Hey, yeah! He got screwed out of being a prince! No wonder he was so whiny.

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