The best pants are the ones with buttons running up the inside of the thigh and down the inside of the other thigh. These sort of pants can be ripped to open to provide access to the baby's undercarriage in mere moments.
In fact, I think they should make pants like these for grown-ups too. When you're trying to squeeze out a quick lay during your child's nap, you need to save all the time you can. Jeff Vogel
Star Trek: Enterpise Season Finale 5/26/2004 10:20 PM
I wish this show had a face so I could bitch-slap it.
