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6/25/2001 10:14 PM
Years ago, when I was still in my teens, I decided that I wanted to be cremated when I die, and my convictions were pretty strong. It's cheap, ecological and doesn't take up valuable real estate.6/25/2001 10:14 PM
That's what I tell people, anyway. The real reason is that in case some weird zombie gas is accidentally released, I don't want to rise from the grave, shuffling around eating brains and sluffing off various body parts.
This is still true today.