Hurt Squirrels
Forget It, He's On A Roll
3/24/2004 4:32 PM
Today I bought a fruit drink made by Sobe, a hip young beverage company. Under the bottle caps are silly little sayings, which in my opinion is just an extra little treat for buying a Sobe. I was not disappointed by this one:

Excellent. Somewhere in that company is a person who decides what the bottle caps say. Why the hell can't I find a job like that?

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