I have no memory of tweeting this. I’m ashamed of my recycling but proud of my consistency. https://t.co/4zBKPp3DDZ @marklippert
The End Is Always Near: Apocalyptic Moments, from the Bronze Age Collapse to Nuclear Near Misses Dan Carlin
La Vie En Rose - Single Version Louis Armstrong
Last Movie Seen
The best pants are the ones with buttons running up the inside of the thigh and down the inside of the other thigh. These sort of pants can be ripped to open to provide access to the baby's undercarriage in mere moments.
In fact, I think they should make pants like these for grown-ups too. When you're trying to squeeze out a quick lay during your child's nap, you need to save all the time you can. Jeff Vogel
Station ID: Thanksgiving 11/21/2006 6:09 PM
This is a short ID I created a few years ago for the TV station I work for. Can you believe this shit actually aired on television?